- "Toot! Toot! Out of my way, let me pass! I haven't got all day!"
Ready, Steady, Go! is a rhyming magazine story.
Whilst on his morning run, Bertie meets up with slow, old Elizabeth. He is very annoyed and challenges Elizabeth to a race. Bertie is in the lead until his tyre comes off and he has to stop. Elizabeth soon overtakes him and wins the race!
- The plot of this story is based on the fable "The Tortoise and the Hare".