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- "There'll be no more fishy business at this station!"
- ―A guard
One morning, the Fat Controller notices a strange smell. He sees that just beyond the platform, someone has dumped crates of fish. He orders the guards to clean up the mess. Soon, passengers start complaining about the smell and the guards assure them that it will not happen again.
- The photographs are taken from A Scarf for Percy, The Trouble with Mud, Something in the Air, Baa! and an unknown episode from the fifth season.
- The unknown photo is of the Fat Controller and two guards and is likely to be from the episode A Better View for Gordon.