No Confusion, No Delay is one of the songs performed in Thomas and the Hidden Treasure.
Lyrics
- Sir Topham Hatt: All my engines have to keep on time
- We can't keep people waiting to tell each one what job to do that is my occupation
- All my shiny engines
- Yes Gordon, Percy, James
- Look to me to get this right
- So this is what I say
- No - con - fusion, no delay
- No confusion, no delay
- No confusion, no delay
- No confusion, is what I say
- Gordon and James: No confusion
- Sir Topham Hatt: Each engine knows their jobs
- Gordon and James: No delay
- Sir Topham Hat: Be on time!
- Gordon and James: No confusion
- Sir Topham Hatt: We run a great railway, free from no delays
- Gordon and James: No delay, No confusion
- Sir Topham Hatt: Is that clear?
- Gordon and James: No delay
- Sir Topham Hatt: No delays!
- Gordon, James & Sir Topham Hatt: No confusion, is what we say (X2)
- Gordon: Oh yes, quite right.
- Sir Topham Hatt: Sodor looks to me to make sure all of this runs fine
- But recently, between you and me
- A mystery lately on my mind
- That old buried treasure has been playing on my mind
- But an engine can't be late and must always run on time
- Gordon: Absolutely right!
- Sir Topham Hat: Thank you very much
- Gordon and James: No confusion
- Sir Topham Hatt: Wheres that pointy spoke?
- Gordon and James: No delay
- Sir Topham Hatt: They've been late up working
- Gordon and James: No confusion
- Sir Topham Hatt: Where on Sodor does that treasure lay
- Gordon and James: No delay, no confusion
- Sir Topham Hatt: And wheres that twisty, turny tree?
- Gordon and James: No delay
- Gordon, James & Sir Topham Hatt: No confusion, No delay
- Sir Topham Hatt: A station master cannot think of anything but his engines
- But somewhere on this island is the treasure, did I mention?
- Engines who are late, its always me who gets the blame
- But where is that twisty, turny tree, where does treasure lay?
- Gordon and James: No - con - fusion
- Sir Topham Hatt: Wheres that pointy spoke?
- Gordon and James: No delay
- Sir Topham Hatt: I'll have to wait
- Gordon and James: No confusion
- Sir Topham Hatt: Wheres that twisty, turny tree?
- Gordon and James: No delay
- Sir Topham Hatt: That treasure map is so confusing and delayed No confusion!
- Gordon & James: But no delay!
- Sir Topham Hatt: Really? So confusing
- Gordon, James & Sir Topham Hatt: So don't delay!
Characters
- Sir Topham Hatt
- Gordon
- James
- Percy (does not speak)
- Workmen (do not speak)
Trivia
- Keith Wickham provides voices for Gordon, James and Percy for the live show, along with Ben Small voicing Thomas.