- "Don't worry, Bertie. My car needed a good polish! It will look splendid again in no time!"
- ―the Fat Controller
Making a Splash! is a short magazine story puzzle.
One morning, Bertie is taking some schoolchildren to school. The bus thinks it looks like rain and he is right. The rain pours down as Bertie sees the Fat Controller approaching in his car. Unfortunately, as the two vehicles pass each other, a muddy puddle is splashed up over the Fat Controller's car.
Later on, the Fat Controller tells Bertie not to worry about it as his car needed a good polish anyway.