- "It looks like a man picking up an umbrella to me!"
- ―Bertie referring to the "roadworks ahead" sign
Danger Signs! is a magazine story.
Bertie is having a bad day. First, he gets stuck in a pothole, then, he goes over a ramp too fast and damages his tyre. Next, a stone smashes his windscreen and finally, he gets wedged under a low bridge! Bertie agrees that being stuck under the bridge is the safest place to be that day.